sarcastometer
a meter of how sarcastic you are.
my sarcastometer tells me that ice is cold.
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this word means the same as, “godd-mned” but a different deity is referenced. {from a website about phoney-bologna fake ‘battles’ between various commercial spokespeople, spokesanimals, and spokesthings}: “that godd-mn f-ggoty–ss talking taco bell dog goes to the drive through window and relieves the till of a roll of quarters. it takes aim at that satand-mned […]
- seegz
the act of going to someone’s office just to fart in it. oh man. that -sshole rich just seegzed in my office. the smell will not go away and my plant died!
- selfieish
taking too many selfies without letting anyone else in the pictures. patty was totally being selfieish when she took 100 selfies and didn’t ask her sister to get in on the fun. when amber puts her selifies on facebook for the world to see and comment. d-mn, amber! quit posting pics of you driving on […]
- shoobit
a fat deposit that sits above your -ss those exercises will help reduce your (shoobit).
- Shorouked
getting extremely drunk from a tiny amount of alcohol, man, town is so boring , i wanna get shorouked of a can of cider