sardines on a whisk broom
a woman’s v-g-n-. more specifically, during s-xual excitement and lubrication. also the act of act of performing c-n-ll-ng-s.
i had a date with mary, and the dessert was sardines on a whisk broom.
if you thought caviar was fishy, try sardines on a whisk broom!
my girlfriend is menstruating… so this time the sardines on a whisk broom came with ketchup.
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