Sardor
it’s a name you dimwit. possibly a name made by parents who were 100% intoxicated and were shouting ridiculous words in russian until they came across a word called sardor; of course, this isn’t even a word in the english dictionary. it’s russian, you melon.
in addition, the origins of the name are clearly unknown since they came from the great siberian forests of russia.
guy 1: you’ve seen sardor? i’ve heard he’s donating explosives and nukes.
guy 2: for realz!? great, i can now cause 9/11 all over again!
officer 1: hey! what are you guys talking about!?
random streaker: for the soviet union!
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