sargasm

deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.
“oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! no, it’s my fault… if i wanted it for myself, i shouldn’t have put it in the fridge!”
“dude, don’t have a sargasm.”
sarcastic climax; the end-all of sarcasm, or sarcastic exaggeration.
a sargasm is reached when no more possible sarcastic exaggeration can be made.
a women fakes an -rg-sm, then tells her partner “yeah, that was great.”
after very efficient lovemaking, she told me i did a good job, but i could feel her sargasm as she was laying it on pretty thick.
the sense of pleasure derived from the use of sarcasm
it was clear jim had reached a sargasm after his last use of witty humor due to the look on his face and the fact that he had to go change into a new pair of pants
an -rg-sm where the woman comes in a sarcastic tone of voice, but when asked about the quality of the s-x tells the man that the s-x was terrible, insults his manhood, and leaves.
“oh god this is amaaaaazing!!!” said the woman having a sargasm. “so it was good for you?”, asked the man. “no, it was the worst s-x i’ve ever had and you should feel horrible about that s-x. you suck.”, the woman said and promptly left the room.
(n) the act of saying something so sarcastic, it can only be defined as a sargasm (sgasm for short).
(n) an eruption of sarcasm.
no baby, i never talk to my exes. (sargasm)

that chick is f-ckin hot…no dude, all girls have those lumps on their necks. hit that sh-t. (sargasm)

me and my wife never argue.
dude, cut the sargasm and tell us why she has 2 black eyes.
instead of saying fake -rg-sm. it’s an -rg-sm that isn’t meant.
guy 1: dude i don’t think my girlfriend’s really feeling me. guy 2: why? guy 1: cause i swear to g-d last night she sargasmed

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