Sargasmic Procrasturbation
(n) when you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an -rg-sm.
guy 1: are you ready for the test?
guy 2: no man, i just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so i need to study after i sleep.
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when you m-st-rb-t- while you procrastinate in a sarcastic manner until you -rg-sm.
guy 1: hey, did you finish the project?
guy 2: h-ll yeah i did! i’ve been working on my sargasmic procrasturbation all night!
guy 1: so you didn’t really finish it, did you?
guy 2: nope, i haven’t even started.
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