Sarge

leader of the red team in the popular web series, red vs blue.
sarge: grif. we’re going to die. i’m glad we get these last few moments to make amends. my only hope is that i die before you, so that i don’t live through the horror of losing a man on the battlefield.

grif: yeah. i hope you die first too, sarge.
11 more definitions
someone who excessively m-st-rb-t-s, to the point of genital damage
that balding geochemist in the lab across the bridge is a major sarge
a large sh-t, or a m-ssive dump or stool.
dude, after eating granola cereal for breakfast, i had to take a sarge. it sure did stink!
the act of going out and approaching people with the sole intention of getting it on with them.
yo, let’s go sarge some hotties!

man, my sarging life has sucked lately.

helen’s always sarging blondes.
another word for a c-nt, in polite terms a tw-t. it is just a general insult
if someone does something to annoy you, you may call them a sarge
an old man that likes to sniff little boys bicycle seats.
“sniff, sniff”
an elderly jewish lady who takes rectal temperatures at the doctor’s office.
the sarge, she took my temperature man!
to hit on, flirt with, and manipulate women into s-xual consent.
a: “hey man, where’s joey?”
b: “he’s over there trying to sarge”
a: “what a dog.”