sargeism
a really zippy one liner from sarge – a character from the popular web series red vs. blue.
here are two examples of a sargeism:
“hey blue, how do you like them apples? and by apples i mean bullets! in your face! how do you like them pears? guess what i mean by pears. these nuuuts.”
“doctor sarge says take two barrels of this shotgun and call me when you’re dead. ring ring, h-llo? is it you? yep! you’re dead.”
a sargeism is a phrase said sarge of the red team that relates to shooting and/or killing someone.
“hey grif, could you hold these bullets for me, in your gut”, followed by a gun shot – this is one of many sargeisms.
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