sarlacc
(can also be spelled “sarlaac”)
the huge sand monster from the movie star wars: return of the jedi, that jabba the hutt tried to feed han solo and luke skywalker to. the creature is always stationary, lying in wait in its sand pit with its toothy lamprey-like mouth just sticking out, ready to swallow any careless human or animal that tumbles and slips down the sand pit. tentacles surrounding the mouth grab whatever human or creature they sense nearby and then pull the helpless meal down the sarlacc’s maw. once the person or creature is swallowed by the monster, he/she/it will undergo a new destination of pain and suffering as he/she/it is slowly digested over 1000 years.
the term “sarlacc” can also be used to describe any v-g-n- that has a wider diameter than the average diameter of any known v-g-n-. kinda like the female counterpart of a chode.
1. if satan was a woman, then her v-g-n- would probably look like a sarlacc monster.
2. when i was getting laid with my girlfriend, i realized that my p-n-s couldn’t fit in tightly because she had a sarlacc. i could however, fit my whole hand into the wider-than-average v-g-n-, therefore providing her with intense -rg-sming pleasure, as her g-spot was so godd-mn easy to access.
in a p-rn when a man is pounding a girl in the -ss and then quickly pulls out, a cavernous hole is created where you can see deeply inside the girls -ss. the man then quickly spits into the hole, which generally causes the -n-s to have a short, twitch like contraction. it is similar to the desert monster in star wars episode vi, which gobbles up villians the same way a capacious -sshole swallows spit.
bro, i was slamming this girl in the -ss, pulled out, and totally sarlacced that -ss!
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