Sarpsborg
a extremely beautiful city in norway. known for it’s seriously large waterfall, yellow glaciers, viking guards and l-stful women.
the no.1 spot to travel to if you ever plan on visiting norway.
“hey dude, i heard you were going to norway?”
“h-ll yeah i am”
“be sure to step by sarpsborg, sick city dude, sick”
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