saspatch
noun.
1. a large, hairy software patch/update, taking 10 minutes or more to load.
2. the patch of hair that forms over the drain in the shower, that often resembles the pelt of a sasquatch.
1. let’s go out and get coffee while the saspatch loads.
2. the saspatch over our drain indicates the possible presence of sasquatch in our shower,
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