sass machine
a device or person that generates s-ss.
man: don’t be s-ssin me woman
woman: boy, i do what i want, don’t you be tellin me not to s-ss you, where was you at last night, you was with dat ho wasn’t you…
man: i can’t believe i married a f-cking s-ss machine
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