sassage


a sausage with att-tude.
real men don’t eat quiche; they eat s-ssages. so do real women. s-ssages are the new fish. they are the new black.
slang for a full service m-ssage offered in a brothel posing as a legitimate m-ssage parlor.
my dry streak went on for so long that i went and got myself a s-ssage.
sa-sage : c-ck, d-ck , w-lly, schl-ng , your moms best friend
“hey hinerman how you like that s-ssage in the -n-l p-ssage” “oh i love it man especially steve guantts when we make out at partys and f-ck each other in the brown eye”
a word with no signifigance but just their to answer a question you don’t give a sh-t about.
tom: hey mark, how’s your girl friend doing.

mark:s-ssage!!!
another word for p-n-s, c-ck, schl-ng, dong, etc.
i stuck my polish s-ssage in her.

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