sasscrotch
variation: s-ssqurotch
an overabundance in hair near, on, and about an individual’s crotch area.
an ungawdly amount of pubic hair springing from all directions, seemingly endless like an amazon jungle, often carrying with it an unpleasant, pungent odor.
ex 1: man at bar to friend, recounting a hunting experience: “so we’d been there for hours without spotting a single bear when all of a sudden we catch sight of this huge m-f-! i squint a little and think, no, wait – it’s a s-ssquatch! i ready my sight on it to get a better look and it’s my hunting buddy – with his pants off! not a bear or a s-ssquatch – but my buddy’s s-sscrotch!
ex 2 – field study findings: when perusing old issues of playboy, particularly issues from the 1970’s, one is guaranteed to catch a glimpse of some fine visual examples of s-ssqurotch.
one who does not groom down under.
also known as crotch sasquatch
i saw some creepers crawling out the bottom of her skirt, she must be a s-sscrotch.
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