Sat Nag
the non-stop irritating voice emitted by a sat nav system when you have not gone the way it wants you to go.
driver “i know a quicker way, it’s just down here”
sat nag “turn around, wrong way, don’t go this way, you are wrong, i am right, turn around, cannot compute, turn around, wrong way, i am in charge, no, turn left at next junction, i make the decisions, you are wrong, i am the machine – you are merely the human, wrong way, you have errored, don’t even think of switching me off, you’ll get us lost if you don’t turn around, wrong way, i’ll drain your battery if you don’t turn back…….”
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