Satan’s buttcheeks
the most glorious and supple mounds of sinful flesh known to man. their firm texture is known to draw people in before satan twerks people to death between his mighty cheeks. this is the ultimate punishment.
also, satans-b-ttcheeks is the tumblr of a very neat-o mosquito person, according to the internet.
person 1: i hope that guy dies by the power of satan’s b-ttcheeks.
person 2: amen, n-gg-. amen.
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