Satan’s gumdrop
((seyt-ns guhm-drops))
–noun
1. usually, satan’s gumdrops. the real name for brussels sprouts. a plant, br-ssica oleracea gemmifera, having small, cabbagelike heads or buds along the stalk, eaten as a vegetable.
2. brussels sprouts. any of the heads or buds, eaten as a vegetable.
3. a vegetable side dish that induces vomiting, fear, pain, death, and bitter taste in ones mouth if ingested.
susan: why?! why god?! why do you hate me so?
brittany: what are you going on about now?
susan: the waiter brought me satan’s gumdrops with my half order of chicken! i specifically told him not to! i asked for …
brittany: satan’s gumdrops? ((urp)) ugggh… just got a little bile in my mouth.
susan: let’s split this joint. any place that serves brussel sprouts in lieu of edible food does not deserve our business.
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