Satan’s Moneyshot
a term for being sprayed in the face with a very hot and/or painful liquid.
friend 1: dude, i asked this girl for her number. instead she gave me satan’s moneyshot!
friend 2: holy cr-p man! she must have thought you were a rapist.
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