Satan’s Playground
1. a place where the community’s lowest common demoninator go to purchase items such as guns, ammo, knives, chainsaws, hammers, and groceries. the one place where you cannot purchase any music that has what their corporate masters believe to be offensive language.
2. walmart.
bubba #1: “d-mn, i gots to get me some ammo so i can shoot something to cook tomorrow.”
bubba #2: “dis late at night, you gots to get your -ss down to the walmart.”
bubba #1: “satan’s playground? h-lls yeah! i can get me some blue ribbon and find me a fat hog to try to find my d-ck tonight.”
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