satans sloppy seconds
this is an act when you’re stuck in a room with satan and a prost-tute and satan is trying to convince you to eat the corn-chips (p-ssy) but the corn-chips are on fire (herpes) from satan eating them before you. so what you do is take some oregano and a basket-ball and sprinkle the oregano on the corn-chips and use the basket-ball to bring out the flavors of the flaming hot corn-chips before you begin to dig in. this technique can also turn into one called “the rapture” where as you start eating the flaming corn-chips god busts into the room through the wall like he is the kool-aid man with a foot-ball and a baseball bat telling you not to eat the corn-chips. confused by this recent encounter you decide to stand on a chair and tie a noose around your neck, whilst you’re on the chair god begins to spread oregano on the foot-ball and place it on the corn-chips and hits it with the baseball bat in attempt to put out the fire on the corn-chips. this causes the prost-tute to flail kicking the chair out from underneath you and causes you to hang there feeling elevated as if you have been ascended.
last time i did bath salts i woke up feeling like i had been given satans sloppy seconds.
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