satellite high
a higschool full of thirsty -ss b-tches. there’s a decent amount of good looking girls, while the rest stick out like morning wood. the stereotype that 90 percent of the students smoke pot is true. if you go to school there and you don’t know where to get weed, you should probably go to a different school. there’s no fights #gay. everybody raps and where’s fake gold. there’s only a few rich kids and i’m one of them. b-tches where fake louis vuitton and f-ggets where fake gucci. the ceramics teacher is a stoner. you can smell mcdonalds from the court yard. the soph-m-res are f-ck boys, f-ggets and wannabes. every one jews you out for a f-cking dollar bill. the words bae and squad are used frequently. rich homie is fresh, andrew is andew, moe is bro, michael is faded, kyle is absent, ryan is yelling, jr has my money, bryan is at win dixie, jeff is is jeff big michael is with his bae, medium michael is wearing a scarf, and i’m just sitting here. the vending machine sounds like a feminine optimus prime. it’s f-cking cold.
satellite high school:, have you seen jr and michael. no. k then i wonder where they went. spandex……crew……let’s go in line
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