Satellite-Shopper


used to describe a person who stands in the checkout queue while sending their friends/children (ergo: satellites)to get the items they wish to purchase.
i couldn’t believe that b-tch with the three friends stood in front of me in the checkout line, while they went off and brought back all the things she wanted to buy. so rude!

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