satisfriction
any s-xually gratifying friction performed on oneself or another.
hey, do you want to come over tonight? we can work on our physics homework to calculate the coefficient of satisfriction between our fiddly bits.
sorry, i’m not into you that way.
oh, well, i guess i shall be satisfricting myself.
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