Saturday Suprise
sat-rday suprise ingredients:
1
capri sun
3
teaspoons of mayonnaise
1
teaspoon of salt
mix vigourously
and you have sat-rday surprise!
enjoy
add a snickers bar to dip for twice the fun.
sat-rday suprise is just gross
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