Saturn Check


the act of opening your car door and hitting the car parked next to you with it. saturn cars were built with dent resistant doors due to the fact that they are made of mostly plastic.
“he was parked like an -sshole, almost taking up two parking sp-ces, so when i got out of my car, i saturn checked him.”

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