saucejacking
the act of using a sauce or other such condiment just before p-ssing it to the person who has requested it. the highjacking of said sauce en route to its destination.
“dave, could you p-ss me the gravy please?”
“of course, my dear.”
dave picks up the gravy boat, but pours some onto his plate first
“oi, you cheeky f-cker! stop saucejacking and p-ss it here right now!”
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