Sauerkraut that bitch
sau-er-kraut that b-tch (v)
1)a process in which an individual proceeds to tightly pack a woman’s v-g-n-l cavity with sauerkraut, then eats it out of the v-g-n-.
sometimes the sauerkraut is not eaten and other actions are taken, such as exiting the room and leaving the v-g-n- filled with sauerkraut. this, and other certain visual aspects, lead toward alternate uses of the phrase.
2) packing the v-g-n- with sauerkraut, then leaving.
3) covering or stuffing food with sauerkraut. this comes from the fact that a sandwich stuffed with copious amounts of sauerkraut and roast beef highly resembles a v-g-n- after someone has ‘sauerkrauted that b-tch’. it is possible to ‘sauerkraut that b-tch’ with any type of food however, provided enough sauerkraut is available.
4) a proposal to leave quickly. originates from sprinting out of the room after filling a v-g-n- with sauerkraut. it is interchangeable with other sayings such as let’s bounce or let’s roll.
ex 1.
person 1: hey, i saw you taking a girl home last night. did you sauerkraut that b-tch? and was it delicious?
person 2: f-ck yeah! -fist b-mp-
ex 2.
person 1: i did sauerkraut that b-tch last night, but i ditched after getting the kraut in her.
person 2: so you left her sitting on the kitchen counter with a v-g-n-l cavity filled with sauerkraut?
person 1: pretty much.
person 2: f-ck yeah! -fist b-mp-
ex 3.
person 1: d-mn, this roast beef sandwich is f-cking boring.
person 2: why don’t you sauerkraut that b-tch?!!?
person 1: but i don’t have enough sauerkraut.
person 2: -pulls out 20lb bag of sauerkraut-
person 1: f-ck yeah! -fist b-mp-
ex 4.
person 1: the cops are outside! sh-tsh-tsh-tsh-t what are we gonna do?
person 2: let’s sauerkraut that b-tch!!!
person 1: f-ck yeah! -fist b-mp, then runs away-
person 2: where are you going? i’m gonna sauerkraut that b-tch. -points at a cop-
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