Saulsbury
a pessimist who, by setting a shining example for humanity, makes everyone else an optimist.
“wow, she just single-handedly saved thirty people from certain death.”
“gee, that’s swell. i have new hope for humanity, but why does she look so sad?”
“she’s a true saulsbury.”
(adj): incredibly successful; haven taken the world by the flanks and galloped into the sunset; motivated by frozen dairy products. -no -ssociation whatsoever with the steak or the university in maryland-
martha: hey, you wanna go eat some saulsbury steak?
davey: no, ’cause then we’d be cannibals feeding off the flesh of a human carc-ss.
martha: oh.
davey: let’s go get ice cream instead!
martha: three!!!!
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