saunamasochist
one who likes to engage in s-xual acts with scandanavians involving the infliction of pain for pleasure.
hey agnetha, how about we skip the smorgasbord and drive the volvo back to mine? burn me with your hot meatb-lls, baby, i’m a saunam-s-ch-st!
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