sausage balls
when you cant get one off but your d-ck is so hard you take a fresh loaf of sausage and place it between your crack and b-lls and rock it back and forth and then eating it after its covered in p–p and s-m-n.
d-mn i was trying to get one off last night and my mom walked in so i had to do the old sausage b-lls trick my uncle tom taught me after he got out of the pen.
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