sausage bender
noun
1. a derogatory slur directed at h-m-s-xual men.
2. a woman of loose morals.
3. a party or gathering with a disproportionate amount of men in attendance.
4. a s-xual encounter which creates strain on the males phallus.
5. a v-g-n-
1. walks into a g-y bar, “man there sure are a lot of sausage benders in here!”
2. last weekend me and my boys went down to vegas and rented a couple of sausage benders.
3. went to chris’s last night, it was a real sausage bender.
4. we were trying some positions from the kama sutra last night, it was a real sausage bender.
5. i hooked up with that girl last night, she has a real nice sausage bender
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