Sausage Choker
when a guy wraps his p-n-s around your neck and playfull chokes you. it’s a super s-xual fun addition to your s-x life or sleepover. it is more fun when the guy has a long, juicy, fat one.
guy 1: dude my boyfriend gave me a sausage choker last night. his was way tooo big for me. i’m not gonna’ lie, it actually left a mark on my neck.
guy 2: i bet mine’s bigger.
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