Sausage fest balance theorem
a rare phenomenon that occurs when there is a large group of males accompanied by one to two females. the sausage fest activities cease to a minimum and the female(s) balance out the exponential guy to girl ratio, but guys can still be guys. it’s a win-win situation.
by the sausage fest balance theorem, if we invite stacy we will be able to avoid sausage fest activities deemed too risque for main stream society.
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