Sausage Fingers

an individual with particularly large fat fingers. those inflicted knock over on average 5 cups of coffee a day, and could spend over a week trying to thread a needle.
tunde go and get another cloth. your sausage fingers have knocked my coffee over.

again.
^as above^
also known as ‘well hung’ in lesbian circles.
“daaammnn… that chick over there’s gote some big sausage fingers. i’m getting h-rny just looking at them”
when someone has really huge fingers. fingers big enough to use a replacement for one of those foam hands you can buy at a sporting event.
“hey dave, throw up those sausage fingers!! we just got a home run!
when a person types on a keyboard and hits 2 keys at once
or presses key that hard nearly breaks keyboard
gary “steves typing again”
mark “yea you can tell you seen that keyboard jump”
gray “yea steve and his sausage fingers”
large stubby sausage like fingers, sometimes incapable of performing normal finger type tasks.
look at chris bashing away on his keyboard, it looks like he has sausage fingers
when one’s fingers are so fat (or large) they routinely hit the wrong b-ttons on small devices like cell phones or mp3 players. this was made famous in a simpson’s episode when homer became so obese; the phone prompted him to order a special “dialing wand” in order to make calls.
“i hate these new cell phones; the b-ttons are so compact i keep sausage fingering”

“occasionally i’ll get a call from people who have sausage fingered when trying to call up the local pizza place.”
small, short, wide, obese fingers that resemble jimmy dean sausages. makes it nearly impossible to use touch screen technology such as ipods, cellphones, etc.
her sausage fingers grotesquely touch three letters at once on her touchscreen keyboard.

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