Sausage Slingshot


an act where you find the closest douche-bag on the beach wearing a one piece speedo, catch him off guard, and grab whatever you can get your hands on(speedo wise, you dirty minded f-cks) and pull as hard as you can, letting go and turning that mother f-cker into a sausage slingshot
person 1: hey bro, what’s with the weird walking?
person 2: i was at the beach yesterday rocking my speedo, and some little c-nt gave me a sausage slingshot.
person 1: d-mn dude that sucks

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