sausage surprise
a transvest-te that one picks up inadvertantly / by mistake.
i put my hand up her thigh and, by jingo .. a sausage surprise , she wasn’t a real woman at all.
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obscure basketball stat first mentioned in email to espn’s bill simmons. a hand-gate is earned when a player (while on the bench) over-dramatically shields his ecstatic teammates from spilling onto the court during a big moment in the game. the all-time ncaa hand-gate leader is cherokee parks with 12.
- mexican heater
when upon entrance into her -n-l arena, the male fallis is unceremoniously subjected to a rectal ejection (fart) jane decided she would grant him his wish, but for her own perverse pleasure she would first give him the mexican heater.
- Mexican popcicle
hot tamale, preferably from a road side vendor. “hey chico, pull over to that roach coach, i wanna get a dozen mexican popcicles.”
- save the clocktower
a phrase that is used to c-ck block; it is either exclaimed out loud or said behind the back of the one being c-ck-blocked; in reference to the scene in back to the future bill: check it out! andy and katy are really going at it. john: save the clocktower!
- SBBT
sbbt is an acronym that stands for “small back big t-ts”. this acronym is reserved to describe a comely young lady who is slender and small-boned, yet has very beautiful and prominent br–sts. women that have the acronym sbbt bestowed on them are of exceptional beauty, and the term is used with the utmost respect […]