sausage syndrome
when a girl/girls appear much more attractive than they actually are, due to a low volume of girls compared to a high volume of guys.
guy 1: “man, jessica looks hot tonight.”
guy 2: “bro, she’s 200 pounds overweight. you just have sausage syndrome because she’s the only girl here.”
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