Sauteed diarrhea
magma like substance released from the -n-s, hot enough to burn through flesh.
after i ate my burrito at las margaritas, i didnt feel too well. before i recieved my check i needed to make a dash for the restroom. on my way up the stairs, a steamy hot stream of sauteed diarrhea spilled out of my r-ct-m; the liquid hot fieces burned a river down the flesh of my thigh, behind my knee, and into my shoe. i kept running. left on the stairs behind me was a splattered oasis of runny dung.
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