Sautenism
the pastafarian version of satanism. h-ll is ruled by our dark pepperoni lord “cheezus crust”. pastafarian h-ll is basically the same as pastafarian heaven, but the beer is stale and all of the strippers have stds. members of suatenism are called sautenists.
“i’m thinking of joining a religion.”
“dude, you should become a sautenist, their temples give out free pizza on wednesdays.”
“i guess i’ll have to become a follower of sautenism then.”
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