savage garden

savage garden are a band who have one of most honest songs there is, it is called affirmation and the lyrics follow…

i believe the sun should never set upon an argument
i believe we place our happiness in other people’s hands
i believe that junk food tastes so good because it’s bad for you
i believe your parents did the best job they knew how to do
i believe that beauty magazines promote low self esteem
i believe i’m loved when i’m completely by myself alone

i believe in karma what you give is what you get returned
i believe you can’t appreciate real love ’til you’ve been burned
i believe the gr-ss is no more greener on the other side
i believe you don’t know what you’ve got until you say goodbye

i believe you can’t control or choose your s-xuality
i believe that trust is more important than monogamy
i believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul
i believe that family is worth more than money or gold
i believe the struggle for financial freedom is unfair
i believe the only ones who disagree are millionaires

i believe forgiveness is the key to your unhappiness
i believe that wedded bliss negates the need to be undressed
i believe that g-d does not endorse tv evangelists
i believe in love surviving death into eternity

“aww dude, savage garden played affirmation at their gig last night, it rocked!!”
to defecate upon a female’s pubic area.
she wanted me to sh-t on her chest, but i decided to give her a savage garden.

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