saved


christian term for accepting, and believing in, christ. to be written in the “lambs book of life.”
i have been saved since i was seventeen years old.
someone who is saved® has accepted jesus as his or her personal saviour and t-thes to landover baptist or one of its subsidiaries. those who are saved(r) are the lord’s annointed or the “elect” and are -ssured of heaven in the hereafter.
he is saved® and on his way to glory.
to be born again, free from sin, saved from h-ll fire, on your way to heaven, living for g-d,christian, believing in jesus and living it fully.
if you aint saved you going to h-ll.
see forced

when a fourth party comes in and stops the third party by forcing the forcer. (which usally p-sses them off and they shut up.)

this is extreamly f-ckin funny as not only are you saved from the pain and anguish of being forced you can laugh and the forcer wont get it.

person 1: “hey man did you hear that that watchman movies out this friday?”

person 2: “yeah man im not sure if thats gonna be good tho.”

person 3(forcer): “omg that movies gonna be good it gonna… bla bla bla bla bla”(you so dont care)

person 1 & 2: “uh huh”

person 3: bla bla bla bla

person 1 & 2: “uh huh”

person 4: “so guys guess what i did this weekend?”

person 1 & 2:(thankin god) “idk what did you do?”

(person 3 is all p-ssed and is annoyed)

person 4: “nothing never mind”
man thank you christy you just saved us from david.
a very flexible sh-m-l- that can suck themself off. although they are thought of to be extremely gay, they are a cool person.
dude! that guy is a saved!
term thrown about by death row inmates desperately seeking to have their sentences commuted.
i was a different man when i raped those 5 nuns, then killed them, and then raped them again. now i’m saved by the lord!

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