savior job
when she is giving you a bl-wj-b you shove it in her throat right before you start ejaculating. as soon as your friend here’s her moaning he comes over and gives her the heimlich. on the third heimlich pull you take your d-ck out of her throat and you c-m on her face
rick-so what did you do with julia last night?
john- too bad you were working because lars and i gave her a savior job.
get a mug for your daughter-in-law yasemin.
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