Saw Twist
derived from from the ‘saw’ films, this term describes when something so shockingly unpredictable happens that it makes you unable to deal with the mindf-ck occuring in the frontal lobe of your brain.
may induce -rg-sms and mild strokes.
human 1: “so anyway, i woke up this morning and realised my dad is actually a stripper..”
human 2: “f-ck, what a saw twist”
human 1: “i know, i thought he was a prost-tute..”
human 2: “get help man, you’re f-cked.”
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