Sawdust and Semen
if you can quickly slip this phrase into a conversation, it’ll keep the dumbest person present thinking for a while, then suddenly exclaim, “wait.. what?”
elis: what took you so long?
lucia: i had to shower!
frank: why not shower later?
lucia: i was dirty!
elis: would you rather be covered in sawdust and s-m-n?
lucia: yes! wait… what?
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