sawhorse slider
the act of bending a person over an object (ie. a sawhorse) so that hands and feet are touching the floor and then moving the p-n-s back and forth through the b-tt crack so as to achieve s-xual pleasure (imagine t-tty f-cking only with a couple of fat -ss cheeks)
did you see the sh-tter on that critter? i’d love to give her the sawhorse slider!
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