Sawyer late
when being late just doesn’t cut it. sawyer late is when your mate says he’ll be ready by a certain time, and is clearly lying to you.
sawyer late can be upwards of 2 hours after the advertised time, blowing the casually late idea right out the window.
i’d like to thank my mate sawyer for all his lateness.
me: now then sawyer, you fancy going to the pub tonight mate?
sawyer: now mate, yeah why not. what time are we setting off?
me: we’re meeting everyone down there at 7.30 mate
sawyer: ok bud, i’ll call for you then and we’ll walk down.
2 hours laters…
me – txt message: omg sawyer where the f-ck are you?
sawyer: sorry mate, i needed a sh-t.
now thats sawyer late!
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