Saxcited Panda
“when a girl craughs so hard that they rub their eyes and their makeup is smudged, running down their face.”
> -laughing very hard- “dude ,stop, i’m going to look like a saxcited panda soon!”
>> “go use at this thing then…” -links girl to buy a baby dribbler-
> -now looking like a saxcited panda, crying with laughter- “whyyy?!”
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