saxophone

a musical instrument holding unparalleled power levels equivalent to either chuck norris, goku, or nicholas cage. in ww2, us scientists managed to extract its awesomeness to create the first atom bomb. they had discovered how to after aliens from the 8th dimension landed in arizona carrying a saxophone, which they had used to create wormholes and create suns. the most pure form of awesomeness, generally superior to every other musical instrument.
guy: hey i’m a musician
girl: where do you play?
guy: in a marching band
girl: that’s not cool at all.
guy: i play the saxophone
girl: marry me
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an instrument that’s fun to make fun of, but deep down inside, we all know it’s pretty cool.
those saxophone players are crazy, man.
a woodwind instrument. one of the greatest ever created
strongbad should play a saxophone
a musicial instrument invented by adolf sax sometime in the 1800s. the instrument played by john “trane” coltrane (tenor sax), charlie “bird” parker (alto sax), and michael brecker (tenor sax).
the saxophone is one of the greatest instruments ever created.
1) the hottest musical instrument in the whole dfricken band
2)the hottest section in the world
3) saxez rok.
4)play the sax
i love my saxophone. i named it gladys.
the saxophone is the raper of all other instruments. usually played by some s-xy guy, or if the situation permits a s-xy girl. the saxophone is the result of thor taking a gay little clarinet and zeus taking a qreerish french horn and having a mad fight to the death. the result was two dead gods and a musical instrument to replace them. the leader of the saxophone family is of course the alto, which is the only saxophone good enough to be frequently used as a hand to hand combat weapon in world war i and later fired as heavy artillery ammunition in world war ii.
jay beckenstein plays the alto saxophone so well he could single handedly defeat n-z- germany
perhaps the revolutionary instrument that has a complex genetic make-up, it originates from the mating of a clarinet, a lame instrument, and a french horn, the r-t-rded off spring of a trumpet and a trombone. together they formed a new instrument is really s-xy, known for every s-xual aspect about it, such as the size of it’s wood it uses to make sweet music.
jason: hey hot stuff, wanna make some sweet music with my big saxophones?
a family of shiny, golden colored wind instruments that, contrary to popular belief, are greatly superior to trumpets, especially altos
man, i was wrong, this saxophone is way better than that stupid trumpet.