SBITS


stupid b-tch is too smart – when a female is too smart and figures out your most likely wheeling her or something along those lines.

its used mid convo, often to replace “fml”, as the woman in question is catching on to your plan and you realize it.
man – wanna do something?
woman – yes id love that! but don’t you have a girlfriend?
man – sbits

woman – what?

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