SCAD scale
style, control, agression and damage scale of sh-ts.
approved measure of the international -ssociation of faecal matter operatives.
a scale designed to allow easy, accurate comparison of sh-ts between friends/colleagues/family members. each category can score a maximum of 10 points, the mean of the 4 categories is the official scad score.
guy comes out of toilet, turns to his colleague and says “i just had a great sh-t, it was 10/10 on the scad scale”
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