scale of one to fucked


a scale used to measure how f-cked a situation is. typically used when the question is not whether or not a situation is f-cked, but to what degree.
alex: hey guys, we just ran out of gas.

bob: so, where do we fall on a scale of one to f-cked?

alex: the nearest gas station is fifteen miles away.

bob: so… f-cked.

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